The Detroit Lions

My Lions are 2-0.

Of course, the two wins were against two teams who were almost as, or more, hapless than the Lions were in 2006.

Nevertheless, I'll savor any Lion perfect record that is more than one week into the season.

Is Donovan McNabb less than 100%? If so, I can dream of a Lion victory next week at Philadelphia, and a 3-0 record. However, I'm prepared for a 2-6 record in a few weeks.

In case you don't know, being a Detroit Lions fan is a hereditary disease and there won't be any effective gene therapy developed in my lifetime. So here I am.

But whatever happens, Jon Kitna has proven himself as "the man."